In an attempt to look on the bright side, here’s my list of potential good things about getting sick.
Cold viruses seem to be a natural appetite suppressant
But I get to eat things like popsicles and other comfort food
Naptime
Coughing fits are a surprisingly good abdominal workout
I think I’ve lost 5 lbs in “congestion” alone.
Nyquil
People stop asking me questions so I don’t inflict my raspy voice on them
Sick days
I’ve been in my PJ’s, watching TV, guilt-free, for 2 days
Investing in Kleenex stock is probably a safe bet
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